my teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!! are out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the words of a friend. i am mourning my bones
it went really well. i was scared but it went really really well if u have teeth coming out i will personally console you
tmi and some gross stuff within ! cause its abt surgery and surgery recovery
on the way there i think my mom was a bit more stressed than me sgkljgdlkj also there was some sort of accident earlier so there was traffic. my mom was stress-singing disney songs
one of my nurses was. the best. very very friendly and intentionally trying to make me laugh to make me feel more comfortable, idk if ill ever see her again but sheila if ur out there you are the best nurse ever
she let me put music on and out of a selection she found online i got to put frank sinatra on so THAT was really fun. jawesome
my main 2 nurses tried to keep everything icky that they were doing kinda hush hush like the anesthesia and i , kinda wanted to tell them that i could handle it but honestly they were so so sweet for trying to keep me as calm as possible. good nurses
when the dentist surgeon doctor came in he asked if i have any questions before we start, and i didnt so i said nope! and he started putting in the anesthesia. one of the nurses said "ask him why grass is green" so, i did , expecting some sort of funny pun response but he just deadpans "cause thats the kind of light wavelength grass thats colored green absorbs"................ in my attempt to get back at him i asked why the sea is blue and i got him. just a little bit.
i then realized that i have to ask him a paradox, i gotta get him back. so im thinking, i should ask him if a straw has 1 or 2 holes cause that was a war on twitter. but thats when my anesthesia kicked in and im losing consciousness and i feel like im folding and losing myself and im just , panicking, STRAW . GOTTA ASK ABT THE STRAW !!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER GOT TO ASK ABT THE STRAW PARADOX
as im typing this out i just threw up lol. haha. lol im good i just cant keep food down the cat and my four year old brother gave me very concerned looks
the anesthesia was WILD as i was passing out i became painfully aware that i inhabit a body. i was having an existential crisis about how since my eyes are shut im just a conscious drifting along the dreamscape and i saw a bunch of weird twisting and turning shapes in my dream. it was really really wild
i woke up kinda disoriented and kinda sad, but not too bad ..... i couldnt talk cause i had gauze but made it to the car, and my mom handed me my phone cause texting was the only method i could think of to communicate with her. i was completely conscious and aware of what i was doing i just couldnt talk and that was kinda terrifying . i was like stuck in my head
tbh i was really afraid of what i was gonna do or say when i was high but i ended up just being super exhausted and like. sad. i couldnt read or text cause i was seeing double. look at the texts i sent my mom instantly after getting in the car with her in an attempt to communicate
i tried so hard to type shrinking. look at high on wisdom teeth me go
i threw up one of the blood clots in the parking lot skgj;ldkfgj;lskdgjkldj;
on the ride home i didnt quite fall asleep but was in this weird state in between being awake and being asleep, and i dreamt of a whole bunch of extremely wild textposts from tumblr and twitter that had extremely wild replies. dont remember any of them but one of them was about Gameing
i threw up another blood clot in our driveway! nice
i got homeeeee and the cat sat on my bed, i wonder if he was aware of what was going on he just. fell asleep next to me he was Mourning my lost teeth aswell. i should note that i wasnt given my teeth (probably cause they were fractured in order to be removed) so i cant threaten to send them to people ): pour one out for my lost threats
one of my friends sent me a message telling me how proud of me she was and i jsut. cried shes so sweet
i watched cardcaptor sakura cause i was in a weird kinda sad mood and my dudes. i love ccs so much. grac was there watching it with me too after a while and i just. i lov my friends so much ; _ ;
i hashtag PASSED OUT and took a huge nap, and my mom woke me up to take some uhhh STEROIDS, CAUSE I NEED TO TAKE THOSE LOL, a friend of mine happened to be streaming so i joined stream and threw up TWICE during her stream klsjg;lkjfgljdsg;jdgljs;ldgjd
thats........................ it...................................... my dad ended up being busy and he was really bummed he couldnt be there for me (": but it was all fine in the end, i was fine w just my mom taking me home. i think im gonna go to bed soon buuuuuuut yeah thanks for readin flg;jdkgjksgjds and im /sorry/ i didnt do anything too funny while i was high i just. got really sad and kinda overwhelmed
update: apparently i twote these tweets once i got in the car